Lissa's Review: The Virgin Romance Novelist (The Virgin Romance Novelist #1) by Meghan Quinn
KINDLE UNLIMITED PUBLISHER: Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC RELEASED: April 2, 2015 GENRE: romance, comedy LENGTH: 312 pages FORMAT: ebook, paperback
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected… FIVE BOUNDLESS STARS
The Virgin Romance Novelist is a witty, fun romantic comedy. I laughed out loud and cried quite a few times.
Rosie is an aspiring writer. But there’s one problem, she wants to write romance but has never experienced it herself. So of course, she has to start doing some research. So she knows what she’s writing. So thus begins some of the most, hilarious moments I’ve ever read. Which, I couldn’t expect anything less from Quinn. She’s a master at writing books such as these.
Rosie, I adored, yeah she was naive and kind of couldn’t even tell what she had in front of her. But her innocence and the ability to take the most awkward moments in stride. And Henry, who couldn’t really love him? I just want to jump into the second book ASAP.
If you are looking for something that's fun, slightly light-hearted and one that will make you laugh and make you cry. Maybe at the same time? then read it. I mean read anything by Quinn.
Overall, I give this Five Boundless Stars